"It's not about the writing. It's about the feelings behind the words."

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."

"The difference between man and animals is that we don't use our tongue to clean our genitals."

"The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups."

"None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but we are responsible for the way we act when they do happen."

"It is much easier to break the rules when one s surrounded by strangers. One does not know any of them, so one cannot really care for their opinion."

"For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously."

"Woe to those who can't see the power of irrational logic."

"I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist."

"I feel like a million tonight --- but one at a time."

"Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience."

"You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now."