"We spend our years as a tale that is told."

"The lines are fallen unto me in pleasant places."

"In the multitude of counsellors there is safety."

"Walk while ye have the light, lest darkness come upon you."

"For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?"

"Set thine house in order."

"Americans are the only people in the world known to me whose status anxiety prompts them to advertise their college and university affiliations in the rear window of their automobiles."

"Life in abundance comes only through great love."

"Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle."

"For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks."

"I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion."

"A man with his belly full of the classics is an enemy of the human race."