"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."

"Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years."

"Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair."

"Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."

"If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it."

"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like."

"Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities."

"It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant perhaps the one is as painful as the other."

"To save a Life in defeat, is to receive Victory and Honor."

"Death is nothing; but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily."