"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Violence is a tool of the ignorant."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"I expect Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man."

"I am an unpopular electric eel in a pool of catfish."

"I don't think there's a rap artist that has more songs about killing somebody than Johnny Cash does."

"Any healthy man can go without food for two days - but not without poetry."

"I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all."

"If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail."