"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"Children aren't happy without something to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"Does the imagination dwell the most upon a woman won or a woman lost?"

"To be feared is to fear: no one has been able to strike terror into others and at the same time enjoy peace of mind."

"The only function of economic forecasting is to make astrology look respectable."

"Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold."

"One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done."

"If you are idle, be not solitary; if you are solitary be not idle."