"There are two million interesting people in New York and only seventy-eight in Los Angles."

"It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!"

"If voters don't have a stomach for me, they can get one of those blow-dried guys."

"A statesman is a successful politician who is dead."

"The journey in between what you once were and who you are now beoming is where the dance of life really takes place."

"No one that ever lived has ever had enough power, prestige, or knowledge to overcome the basic condition of all life - you win some and you lose some."

"If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it."

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed."

"Alea Iacta est... (the dice is cast)"

"Love is not a crime, denying it is. Having dreams is not a crime, not chasing them is. Making mistakes is not a crime, not learning from them is. Life is not a crime, not living it is."

"The more the fruits of knowledge become accessible to men, the more widespread is the decline of religious belief."

"I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record."