"Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing."

"#3533. The law disregards trifles."

"The game is afoot."

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."

"Lies are like children: they're hard work, but it's worth it because the future depends on them."

"It takes a village to raise an idiot."

"Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope."

"Colors fade, temples crumble, empires fall, but wise words endure."

"Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation."

"The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people."

"The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who spend a great deal of time saving money, and those who spend a great deal of money saving time."

"Wisdom is better than wit, and in the long run will certainly have the laugh on her side."