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Terry Pratchett语录大全 - 励志·智慧·人生

作者：Terry Pratchett  [全部名言]

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“Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, 'Where's my clean socks?' no-one answers.”
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“Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
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“The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.”
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“Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.”
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“Gravity is a habit that is hard to shake off.”
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“In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.”
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“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”
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“An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.”
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“A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.”
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“It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.”
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“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.”
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“'I meant,' said Ipslore bitterly, 'what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?' Death thought about it. 'Cats,' he said eventually. 'Cats are nice.'”
— Terry Pratchett  ·  Cats
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
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“For animals, the entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”
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“Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think.”
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“Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...”
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“It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.”
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“[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.”
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“What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: 'Why is it so dark in here?'”
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“A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.”
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